Sam Lloyd as Ted Buckland as Ted Ennessey (NSE - Nameless Security Extra)
Ted is a sad-sack, like his Scrubs' predecessor. He is the `leader' of the USS Beagle's band of misfits, the Worthless Peons. He is as suicidal (comically) as his Scrubs' counterpart, but due to parentage, namely an immortal named Blue (Patrick Cranshaw), Ted is also immortal. The Beagle's airlocks are his favorite hang-out, always trying to make himself `just push the button'.
Mini Keniverse timeline:
1995 (Alternate timeline)
The `Chow Incident’. (Chow is a toxic foodstuff the Peons eat) Ted was helping the ship’s chef Cookie in the Concord’s (Miranda-Class) crew galley, deck 6. He was helping prepare a batch of Chow, and a bubble formed in the chow. Despite Cookie’s warning, Ted popped it. An afterburner blast of rancid, putrid chemical steam struck Ennessey in the face, blowing the middle of his hair off and into the chow. Some of the crew in the mess hall, who were often inundated by having to eat the chow, cheered, “All right! Spices!”
Ted went on the slide. His work performance suffered, and he got addicted to Rogaine and collecting Faberge eggs.
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