In memorial of the phat pig. Son of Yeira Vargas, Father of five, Brother to Juan Carlos. and above all, PURE SWEGLORD -Ron Swanson Approved Ron has cried 3 times in his life, Onc when he was 5 and hit by a bus, the second when lil sebastion died, and a third this morning when he realized that a flag outside his work was at half mast, "another bureaucrat ate it!" But when he figured out poor Toribio has passed away, "HALF MAST IS TOO HIGH!!!!" "HAVE SOME RESPECT!"