Jefferson Randolph Smith, NCC-29402, Sulek-class, named after Old West Con man Jefferson Randolph "Soapy" Smith
Federation resource exploratory vessel, Resources Division, Exploration Command, designed to seek out... no, not what you're thinking… seek out minerals, especially dilithium, at the lowest possible cost.
Cruising speed: Warp Factor Four
Captain Tatyana Trofimov (I see Sigourtney Weaver as a blonde as Trofimov)
First officer Tellihu, a Withiki (Think John Hallam as Luro the Hawkman in Flash Gordon '80)
Science Officer T’Vau, a Vulcan slob. No actress comes to mind, but she would be very beautiful but sloppy.
Messroom / common room / recreation room.
Bridge: It wasn't a very big bridge, only a room four meters square, and the chair squeaked and its upholstery was patched with plastic tape, but it was Trofimov's bridge, and chair, and command.
"Smith", a J-2 duotronic unit which suffered a personality glitch due to T-Vau spilling a milkshake into the unit. The milkshake had been some strange Vulcan flavor that smelled like peppermint - N'gaan. The damaged caused Sith to manifest a nearly human personality... a paranoid one. I can hear in my head Patton Oswalt doing Smith's voice.
Aux Craft: An escape pod.
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